CHIEF CHAOS OFFICER (CCO) — The Chaos Lab Candle | 3.5 oz

The title is unofficial. The responsibilities are not. You are not managing life—you are conducting an operation of magnificent, barely-contained complexity. Toy debris and outstanding emails aside, you remain the person with the highest clearance in the room. The one who knows where things are. The one who makes it work. This scent is your credentials.

Survival Philosophy

The ultimate performance review for the Chief Chaos Officer: all targets remain alive, the office smells distinguished, and somehow—somehow—you are still standing. 10 out of 10. 

Scent Profile

Scent Family: Spicy Oriental
Notes: Top: Black Cardamom  ·  Middle: Amber  ·  Base: Vanilla
Experience: A warm, smoky sandalwood grounded by the dark spice of black cardamom—with a faint leather finish. The scent of someone who has everything under control, even when they absolutely do not.

Specs

Size: 3.5 oz  ·  Black industrial tin  ·  Matte white label
Wax: 100% Virgin Coconut Soy Wax  ·  Wick: Natural wood wick
Safety: Phthalate-free  ·  IFRA Compliant  ·  Safe for kids & pets
Burn time: ~25 hours