{"product_id":"no-04-chief-chaos-officer-cco","title":"CHIEF CHAOS OFFICER (CCO) — The Chaos Lab Candle | 3.5 oz","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 2.0pt;\"\u003eThe title is unofficial. The responsibilities are not. You are not managing life—you are conducting an operation of magnificent, barely-contained complexity. Toy debris and outstanding emails aside, you remain the person with the highest clearance in the room. The one who knows where things are. The one who makes it work. This scent is your credentials.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 2.0pt;\"\u003eSurvival Philosophy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 2.0pt;\"\u003eThe ultimate performance review for the Chief Chaos Officer: all targets remain alive, the office smells distinguished, and somehow—somehow—you are still standing. 10 out of 10. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 2.0pt;\"\u003eScent Profile\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 2.0pt;\"\u003eScent Family: Spicy Oriental\u003cbr\u003eNotes: Top: Black Cardamom  ·  Middle: Amber  ·  Base: Vanilla\u003cbr\u003eExperience: A warm, smoky sandalwood grounded by the dark spice of black cardamom—with a faint leather finish. The scent of someone who has everything under control, even when they absolutely do not.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 2.0pt;\"\u003eSpecs\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 2.0pt;\"\u003eSize: 3.5 oz  ·  Black industrial tin  ·  Matte white label\u003cbr\u003eWax: 100% Virgin Coconut Soy Wax  ·  Wick: Natural wood wick\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSafety: Phthalate-free  ·  IFRA Compliant  ·  Safe for kids \u0026amp; pets\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBurn time: ~25 hours\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"aura-rebirth-wrap cl\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"aura-rebirth-label\"\u003eAfter the Flame\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"aura-rebirth-lead\"\u003eThe tin doesn't retire. It just gets reassigned.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"aura-rebirth-grid\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"aura-rebirth-card\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"aura-rebirth-card-icon\"\u003e💊\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"aura-rebirth-card-label\"\u003eSurvival Kit\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"aura-rebirth-card-text\"\u003ePainkillers, lip balm, a backup hair tie. The essentials for getting through the next four hours.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"aura-rebirth-card\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"aura-rebirth-card-icon\"\u003e📎\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"aura-rebirth-card-label\"\u003eDesk Control\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"aura-rebirth-card-text\"\u003ePaper clips, rubber bands, the eraser you thought you lost. Order, imposed on a 3.5 oz radius.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"aura-rebirth-card\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"aura-rebirth-card-icon\"\u003e🪙\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"aura-rebirth-card-label\"\u003ePocket HQ\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"aura-rebirth-card-text\"\u003eCoins, keys, the mystery items from the bottom of your bag. Finally, a place for all of it.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"AURA COVE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53445543854353,"sku":"CL-04-3.5","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0964\/0286\/6449\/files\/The_Chaos_Lab_No_4_Chief_Chaos_Officer.png?v=1777131840","url":"https:\/\/theauracove.com\/products\/no-04-chief-chaos-officer-cco","provider":"AURA COVE","version":"1.0","type":"link"}